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Showing posts with label HeraldTribune. Show all posts

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Personal injury lawyers dial up lawsuits against Dial - The Randolph County Herald-Tribune (blog)

AppId is over the quota
AppId is over the quota


Using soap on a regular basis is always a good idea for anyone wishing to curry favor with the opposite sex but obviously no soap brand is capable of providing a magic potion that will make men irresistible to women.
Dial has launched a product called “Magnetic,” and the company is using a tongue and cheek advertising campaign to sell the product. The company describes “Magnetic” as a “Pheromone-Infused, Attraction Enhancing Body Wash.” In the instructions on the bottle, step four reads, “Stand back and watch the magic happen.”
Obviously, the ad campaign is not intended to be taken literally but apparently three different lawyers, including one from Chicago, have filed lawsuits against the soap company for supposedly misleading the public about the product’s ability to attract women.
These lawyers actually found people to tell a court that they bought “Magnetic” because they really believed the product would make them more attractive to women. I have to wonder if these individuals also believe that drinking Dos Equis will make them the most interesting men in the world or that there really is a talking baby who uses E-Trade.
There is no group of outraged men who believe that all they have to do is use “Magnetic” prior to exiting their parent’s basement and miraculously they will have a date to take with them to the Star Trek convention.
The lawsuit is not about justice but about creating a payday for lawyers. The lawyers hope that Dial will settle the case to get it to go away. The plaintiffs will get mere pennies while the lawyers walk away with hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars. This is jackpot justice at its worst.


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Friday, March 23, 2012

Personal injury lawyers dial up lawsuits against Dial - The Randolph County Herald-Tribune (blog)

AppId is over the quota
AppId is over the quota


Using soap on a regular basis is always a good idea for anyone wishing to curry favor with the opposite sex but obviously no soap brand is capable of providing a magic potion that will make men irresistible to women.
Dial has launched a product called “Magnetic,” and the company is using a tongue and cheek advertising campaign to sell the product. The company describes “Magnetic” as a “Pheromone-Infused, Attraction Enhancing Body Wash.” In the instructions on the bottle, step four reads, “Stand back and watch the magic happen.”
Obviously, the ad campaign is not intended to be taken literally but apparently three different lawyers, including one from Chicago, have filed lawsuits against the soap company for supposedly misleading the public about the product’s ability to attract women.
These lawyers actually found people to tell a court that they bought “Magnetic” because they really believed the product would make them more attractive to women. I have to wonder if these individuals also believe that drinking Dos Equis will make them the most interesting men in the world or that there really is a talking baby who uses E-Trade.
There is no group of outraged men who believe that all they have to do is use “Magnetic” prior to exiting their parent’s basement and miraculously they will have a date to take with them to the Star Trek convention.
The lawsuit is not about justice but about creating a payday for lawyers. The lawyers hope that Dial will settle the case to get it to go away. The plaintiffs will get mere pennies while the lawyers walk away with hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars. This is jackpot justice at its worst.


View the original article here

Personal injury lawyers dial up lawsuits against Dial - The Randolph County Herald-Tribune (blog)

AppId is over the quota
AppId is over the quota


Using soap on a regular basis is always a good idea for anyone wishing to curry favor with the opposite sex but obviously no soap brand is capable of providing a magic potion that will make men irresistible to women.
Dial has launched a product called “Magnetic,” and the company is using a tongue and cheek advertising campaign to sell the product. The company describes “Magnetic” as a “Pheromone-Infused, Attraction Enhancing Body Wash.” In the instructions on the bottle, step four reads, “Stand back and watch the magic happen.”
Obviously, the ad campaign is not intended to be taken literally but apparently three different lawyers, including one from Chicago, have filed lawsuits against the soap company for supposedly misleading the public about the product’s ability to attract women.
These lawyers actually found people to tell a court that they bought “Magnetic” because they really believed the product would make them more attractive to women. I have to wonder if these individuals also believe that drinking Dos Equis will make them the most interesting men in the world or that there really is a talking baby who uses E-Trade.
There is no group of outraged men who believe that all they have to do is use “Magnetic” prior to exiting their parent’s basement and miraculously they will have a date to take with them to the Star Trek convention.
The lawsuit is not about justice but about creating a payday for lawyers. The lawyers hope that Dial will settle the case to get it to go away. The plaintiffs will get mere pennies while the lawyers walk away with hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars. This is jackpot justice at its worst.


View the original article here

In the case of personal injury lawyers for a dial-up connection and Dial-Randolph County Herald-Tribune (blog)


SOAP on a regular basis, is always a good wants to curry favor the opposite sex, but of course the soap brand is capable of providing magic potion, so that men in the force from a natural phenomenon of women.
The playlist has launched the "magnetic field" of the product and the company to use the language and the jaw ad campaign to sell the product. The company describes the "magnetic field" "received by the Pheromone attraction to a body Wash." The instructions in step 4 reads "back to stand and watch the magic happen."
Of course, the ad campaign is not meant to be taken literally, but appears to be three different lawyers, including one of the Chicago, have been filed against the soap company thought to be misleading information about a product's ability to attract women in public.
These lawyers found that actually people tell the Court that they bought the "magnetic field", they believed, would make the product very attractive to women. I have to wonder if these people believe that the consumption of the Dos Equis most interesting men in the world, or that makes them really is a talking baby, which makes use of the E-shop.
Is not a group of outraged people, who believe that they need to use the "magnetic field", before the departure of their parent's basement and the wonders they shall be the date on which the Star Trek Convention.
The lawsuit is not legal, but a payday of lawyers. Lawyers hope that Dial the appropriate case, to get it to go away. They Get just the price, even though the lawyers within walking distance of the hundreds of thousands, if not millions of dollars. This is the jackpot at their worst.


View the original article here

Thursday, March 22, 2012

In the case of personal injury lawyers for a dial-up connection and Dial-Randolph County Herald-Tribune (blog)


SOAP on a regular basis, is always a good wants to curry favor the opposite sex, but of course the soap brand is capable of providing magic potion, so that men in the force from a natural phenomenon of women.
The playlist has launched the "magnetic field" of the product and the company to use the language and the jaw ad campaign to sell the product. The company describes the "magnetic field" "received by the Pheromone attraction to a body Wash." The instructions in step 4 reads "back to stand and watch the magic happen."
Of course, the ad campaign is not meant to be taken literally, but appears to be three different lawyers, including one of the Chicago, have been filed against the soap company thought to be misleading information about a product's ability to attract women in public.
These lawyers found that actually people tell the Court that they bought the "magnetic field", they believed, would make the product very attractive to women. I have to wonder if these people believe that the consumption of the Dos Equis most interesting men in the world, or that makes them really is a talking baby, which makes use of the E-shop.
Is not a group of outraged people, who believe that they need to use the "magnetic field", before the departure of their parent's basement and the wonders they shall be the date on which the Star Trek Convention.
The lawsuit is not legal, but a payday of lawyers. Lawyers hope that Dial the appropriate case, to get it to go away. They Get just the price, even though the lawyers within walking distance of the hundreds of thousands, if not millions of dollars. This is the jackpot at their worst.


View the original article here